Report from Week 497, in which you were asked to supply questions to “Jeopardy!”-type answers. Good answer too popular to reward with a prize: Answer: Definitely not Michael Jackson. Question: Who will replace Mister Rogers?
The winner of the “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” board game:
Answer: Mahmoud Finkelbaum. Question: Who would blow himself up, if only it wouldn’t break his poor mother’s heart? (Kevin Cuddihy, Fairfax)
Answer: Definitely not Michael Jackson
What does Michael Jackson’s long-lost twin look like? (Josh Tucker, Kensington)
Who is the biological father of Michael Jackson’s children? (Jeff Brechlin, Potomac Falls; Sue Lin Chong, Washington; Brian Barrett, Bethesda)
Answer: Just that Al Qaeda Guy in the T-shirt
Okay, if that wasn’t the Yeti, who was it? (Judith Cottrill, New York)
If there are six Girl Scouts, four old ladies, three Buddhist monks, a baby in a stroller and that Al Qaeda guy in the T-shirt, which one will get on the plane without being screened? (Mary Lou French, Lorton)
