Speak Canadian

Posted on April 29, 2003 by Gene

In the vein of The News in Latin, Chortler provides the news translated into Canadian.

Bush Declares War Is Over
President George W. Bush (the guy who serves more or less the same role as Jean Chretien, but is not nearly as fluent in English) will declare this week that the war against Saddam Hussein (a man who is 100 times more evil than Brian Mulroney) is over.