Just As I Thought

Why not just get penis lengthening surgery?

I sometimes rail against SUVs, but I am also the first to admit that in some instances, they’re actually used for good reasons: ferrying a huge family and carrying gobs of stuff regularly. It’s the people who drive them as a status symbol and have no need for such polluting, annoying monsters. (I’ve been noticing lately that the SUV drivers here in DC, almost all of whom really don’t need them, are swerving like mad to avoid pot holes when driving their Land Rovers and Jeeps. Wimps. They’re off-road vehicles, remember?)
Anyway.
There’s one vehicle that I simply can’t abide and can’t imagine any good reason for owning other than just being ostentatious and obnoxious: the Hummer. Cripes, what incredible inadequacies are Hummer owners making up for?
I think this ad satire says it perfectly. (needs Quicktime)

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