Simple is sometimes best.
Today’s Style Invitational is a simple contest: anagrams.
Paris Hilton = Hi! (Loins part.) (Chris Doyle, Forsyth, Mo.)
I, George Walker Bush, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States and will, to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States. = We, Karl Rove and G.W. Bush, do solemnly swear that we’ll faithfully disinfect this here tainted office of President and, to the best of our ability, update the effete Constitution to help us to get elected next time. Yes, sir. (Chris Doyle, Forsyth, Mo.)
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and his deputy, Paul Wolfowitz = Oddly, they puff weed. More puffs. “So, let’s nail Switzerland and Ecuador!” (Chris Doyle)
Soon-to-be-former president George Walker Bush = Master of errors & pure gobbledegook in the news (Richard Grantham, North Melbourne, Australia)
The United States Department of Homeland Security = Taut, tense men fondled my chest at the airport. I sued. (Chris Doyle)
One nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. = Or one Bible nation, riddled with injustice for all uninvited gays? (Chris Doyle)
