When I was young — oh, I’m so old now, or will be in one month — I used to make baloney and cheese salads.
Stack 3 pieces of bologna then cut into squares. Do the same with 3 slices of American cheese. Mix in a bowl with mayonnaise.
Ah, the cuisine of kids…
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