Just As I Thought

Who needs stability and fiscal responsibility?

In my junk mail folder:

Have you heard?
Our home l o an department has gone mad!

Just the quality I look for in a mortgage company.
Do people really fall for these spam geniuses?

What I find most amusing about this spam is the sheer poetry of the last part of the message. Someone — say, Beck — should set these words to music.

aren’t a out boldface
tech lowry are o’connor
Aclogging is attestation bronco
via be circuitous from inhumane
or for rutty fudge

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