Desperate Houseboys

Posted on February 14, 2005 by Gene

As I sit here on the couch, alone on Valentine’s Day and looking at ads for male escorts (research for that last posting, I assure you) I come to the realization that I could be making wodges of cash selling my body, such as it is.
“But wait”, you say, “You’re hardly male model material!”
Ah, but it’s all relative. For instance, if this guy can do it, I’m certainly more than qualified.