A rich fantasy life

Posted on September 26, 2005 by Gene

I’m watching some decor show on HGTV, and keep envisioning myself having Todd Oldham as a boyfriend and Susan Sarandon as my cool next-door neighbor.
And Todd and I have a little party and invite Susan, Tim, Ellen and Sean over for drinks, Todd dressed fashionably and me wearing stuff from the Target clearance rack. I make Kurrant Affairs, and everyone is gracious about them, but they really want martinis.