I just got back from a walkthrough of the house, where a horror was uncovered: ants. Not just a few, not a little line marching across the floor (although that was in evidence) — no, upon opening the fridge there was a huge infestation, thousands, perhaps millions, clumped in the freezer. Yes, I’m sure most of them were dead, frozen, but there were plenty more marching in and out. It creeps me out no end, and even though I will be having the place fumigated, I’m not ever gonna want to put any food in that refrigerator. So, I’d better order a new fridge tomorrow.