A little something for the living room

Posted on June 6, 2006 by Gene

Yes, you really can get anything on eBay… including a life-size wax figure of Walt Disney. Or, at least, they claim it’s Walt Disney.
Here’s a picture of Walt Disney:

Now, the description of this wax “effigy” says, “Very few artists are even capable of creating such a realistic figure.” So, let’s take a look at the realistic figure:

Such realism! It’s like Walt himself!
Yes, it’s true: very few artists are even capable of creating a realistic figure. Of course, were we to give the artist the benefit of the doubt, we’d say that there was a mix-up in labeling — someone in the warehouse accidently packed the wrong head with this body. In fact, the head we’re looking at was that of another celebrity:

p.s. just for the amusing cryogenic humor, may I point the eBay shipping requirements: “Head will need to ship overnight in a temperature controlled package.” And we all thought that Walt Disney head rumor was apocryphal!