Just As I Thought

Won’t Somebody Think of the Guppies?

From today’s Washington Post:

Abnormally developed fish, possessing both male and female characteristics, have been discovered in the Potomac River in the District and in tributaries across the region, federal scientists say — raising alarms that the river is tainted by pollution that drives hormone systems haywire.

The fish, smallmouth and largemouth bass, are naturally males but for some reason are developing immature eggs inside their sex organs. Their discovery at such widely spread sites, including one just upstream from the Woodrow Wilson Bridge, seems to show that the Potomac’s problem with “intersex” fish extends far beyond the West Virginia stream where they were first found in 2003.

And any day now, the Virginia General Assembly will meet to pass a bill stripping intersex fish of any rights and denouncing them for destroying the traditional Uhmurakan family.

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