No nerds allowed

Posted on January 23, 2007 by Gene

Now this is an iconic photo.

Whenever I walk by an Abercrombie & Fitch store, I can feel the burning eyes of the gatekeeper male models at the door, encouraging me to keep walking and not even try to enter their store, designed exclusively for guys with smooth Marky Mark bodies.

So I can’t imagine the daggers those minimum-wage hunks must have when Bill Gates walks by.

Perhaps Bill’s billions of dollars provide a bit of consolation for him.