I have a fez! #fezesarecool

RT @matthewbaldwin: Geek eagerness to get a white iPod in 2011 will pale in comparison to Tea Party eagerness to get a white president i …

Is it just me, or is this sign warning the disabled that there’s a #doctorwho Silent behind them? t.co/k6WzH5U

RT @FakeAPStylebook: If you’re covering the Royal Wedding don’t leave before the end, when the Queen produces and serves her delicious R …

Documents Donald Trump Should Find Next, #5: Rick Santorum’s dog’s marriage certificate.

Documents Donald Trump Should Find Next, #4: Maggie Gallagher’s adoption papers from Anita Bryant.

Documents Donald Trump Should Find Next, #3: Pat Robertson’s certification from God, in divine handwriting (and a burning seal).

Documents Donald Trump Should Find Next, #2: Sarah Palin’s high school diploma.

Documents Donald Trump Should Find Next, #1: Michelle Bachmann’s lithium prescription.

This Odwalla Berries GoMega tastes like pureed green beans. It must be healthful, right?

Fill ‘er up with irrationality

The other day I tried to get into a shopping center with a Costco and was thwarted by ridiculous lines of cars, blocking the entrances and the side streets. It looked like a 1970s gas line, but there was no shortage of gas — it’s just that the Costco gas was a dime cheaper than elsewhere.