“I love this smell!” the former governor of Alaska hollered, as she relished the moment. “I love the smell of these emissions!”

Broad daylight, middle of the day, some guy is going thru my neighbor’s recycling bin for bottles. I don’t know why this bothers me so much.

I’m watching people drive past looking at the house for rent next door, sizing them up and using my mental powers to change their minds.

Mowed and edged the lawn.

Hey, if I did it EVERY week, I wouldn’t get that sense of tweetable satisfaction.

All the goodwill BBC America got for running Dr Who same day? Squandered by delaying pt 2 of a 2 parter + mid-season finale. FAIL.

RT @sarahickman: Today I pass the torch of State Musician of Texas to Lyle Lovett! Though I’m pretty sure it’s not really a torch,… ht …

Dear Apple: not letting me accept calendar invitations on my iOS device? Making me go find a Mac or PC to use the me.com site? BIG. FAIL.

RT @mouseaddict: Best name for a drink at the new Trader Sam’s lounge at Disneyland Hotel? Our vote is for “Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Rum …

RT @wired: Opening credits of Doctor Who, in the style of other shows. wrd.tw/jphVPk (including my Dallas version!)

These apocalypse reschedulings remind me of press releases hyping the imminent debut of any number of tablet computers.

RT @GeorgeTakei: Math error may have led to Rapture date miscalculation, says church. Sect regrouping, seeking Asian members. #GoForthAn …

RT @dorothysnarker: I think the Rapture happened, but God didn’t want any of us so he just took all the dolphins. #solongandthanksforall …