RT @LOLGOP: I guess being kicked out of Congress in complete disgrace does make you a bit of an outsider. January 28, 2012
General Annoyances Five Missouri Democrats Discover Crosshairs Outside Their Capitol Offices January 27, 2012
It’s funny: all those years when I lived 3000 miles away, I always wanted to go to Macworld. Now that I live locally? Meh, not so much. January 27, 2012
Sales guy at this Walmart is describing an HDTV to people as “millions of bright lights.” January 27, 2012
If you could move to the moon to avoid Earth political insanity, would you? Would you still if the colony was named Gingrich Base? January 27, 2012
RT @BorowitzReport: Santorum: “I am against anything top-down. I guess you could call me a bottom.” January 27, 2012
Romney: “I have a Hispanic fellow who mows my lawn and I would have him do that at the White House.” (via @BorowitzReport) January 27, 2012