RT @BorowitzReport: CNN reassures viewers: “As Syria descends into civil war, we will bring you the latest breaking Whitney Houston news.”

Been at work 40 minutes and I already have a headache from eye strain. I don’t think these progressive lenses are gonna work out. #oldman

So, “Back To My Mac” is down today. I’ve paid $999 for Mobile Me over 9 years and the ONE day I need it, it’s not working. My luck.