Purell kills germs. Purell is 62% alcohol. Ergo, to protect myself against germs, I’m gonna go home and drink multiple martinis. FTW!
You may also like
Oh, hello there!
Far back, in the mists of ancient time, there existed a technology for sharing one’s thoughts, musings, memes, and other nonsense. You may have heard of it, if you’re over 40. The web log, or blog. The [more...]
April 12, 2023
Morning polls
There’s a report this morning that NPR has been conducting phone polling on the imminent ouster of Bob Edwards. Was the survey an indication that NPR is reconsidering its March 23 decision, which has prompted a [more...]
April 14, 2004
The commercials in "Lost&…
The commercials in “Lost” are, like, DOUBLE THE DECIBELS OF THE FREAKIN SHOW AND I AM GOING
DEAF
February 2, 2010
That explains it
A great line in Ellen Goodman’s column today about the flap over Karen Hughes’ comparison of pro-choice marchers to terrorists. I’m definitely gonna use this line in the future… but hopefully I [more...]
May 1, 2004