Just As I Thought

I’m no chef

Listen. I’m the kind of guy who doesn’t even put his Pop-Tarts into the toaster. That’s just one step too many for me.
So when I get a Lean Cuisine that requires microwaving for a certain amount of time at a certain power level, then lifting plastic, stirring, putting plastic back, more cooking for a specific time at a specific power, then standing for a certain amount of time… well, that’s just cooking. Which kind of defeats the purpose of the cheap microwave dinner in the first place, doesn’t it?

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