February 2012

RT @BorowitzReport: Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let’s take a harder look at electricity and soap. #cnndebate

RT @DemocratMachine: “The world is more dangerous with Bin Laden and Gaddafi dead” – Mitt Romney #CNNDebate

The Fox is in the Chart House

The top search bringing people to my blog today: “vaginal probing.” As a gay man, I never expected this. http://t.co/sk8uflVH

Well, hooray for lowered expectations.

Douglas Adams would laugh his ass off at this Target sign. #siriuscyberneticslives http://t.co/RGGKx9BH

You know what I like to do at long stoplights? Pair my cell phone with your open, unsecured Bluetooth devices.

“No.”

33 Quotes About Conservatives

RT @DanaHoule: Does that MI GOP logo look kindasorta familiar? http://t.co/RnSna7n6

Now that’s writing to motivate a seller: “The walls of the library are lined with numerous built-in bookshelves.” http://t.co/sSU9KnQK

Just saw an ad for Mazda: a car driving through Truffula forests & claiming a “Truffula Tree Seal of Approval.” The Onceler is weeping.

Watching a 60 Minutes piece about effectiveness of placebos… did anyone ever think that sugar pills might be a miracle cure for illness?

First Lady Surprises White House Tour Visitors

Gladys Guernsey and the Heifers

RT @BorowitzReport: The closeted anti-immigration AZ sheriff said he had an illegal blow him cos it was a job no American wanted to do.

Shopping at Ross, where the signs direct you to the active tops and bottoms. Gayest outlet store EVER.

RT @renae_jones: You know, amongst all the bills declaring zygotes as people, maybe we need bills reestablishing grown women are people.

RT @BorowitzReport: Palin says that if one of the GOP candidates doesn’t work out she could step in, which I guess would make her Shemp.

RT @KagroX: Virginia legislature: mandatory vaginal probing, yes; ban on texting while driving, no. Because of freedom.

Sarah Palin on why birth control should not be covered by insurance

Unhealthy work habits: sat down at my desk at 7:45am and didn’t move from my chair until just now.

Dumplings for POTUS

Top Ten Catholic Teachings Santorum Rejects while Obsessing about Birth Control

Out of Site, Out of Mind

There is no reason for this post other than cuteness

RT @matthewbaldwin: When Time-Life gives you lemons you may keep them for lemonade, EVEN if you cancel your subscription to the 35-volume “Citrus Fruit” series.

Santorum Ad Attacking Romney Features Splattering Frothy Liquid

Some spot color: Meet the world’s tiniest chameleon

RT @BorowitzReport: CNN reassures viewers: “As Syria descends into civil war, we will bring you the latest breaking Whitney Houston news.”

RT @TheDailyShow: MT @RickSantorum “Government cannot force you to pay for something that violates faith or beliefs.” // Great advice for tax season!

The Modern Plague

Krugman: “Something has gone very wrong with American conservatism.”

Fox News Commenters Respond to Whitney Houston’s Death With Deluge of Hatred and Racism

Trapped Puppy Rescued from Underground Pipe

@BorowitzReport: Instead of turning them into a game, we should be trying to find the root causes of why the birds are angry.

This is going to result in many grandmothers calling their techy grandkids

Even Critics of Safety Net Increasingly Depend on It

RT @BorowitzReport: #Grammys Quotes: “There’s nothing like winning a Grammy to give you lasting credibility.” — 1990 winners Milli Vanilli

I’m at Imagineering R&D Toilets

“Bothers me that KKK & white pride morons think they’re one of us. Go back to the Democrats.” @LOLGOP: Stop letting them speak at CPAC.

Girl at Disneyland, walking by using her iPhone: “Who was Steve Jobs and what did he die from?”

Mustaches have sprouted everywhere at #Disneyland since the policy change. Place looks like a scenario from 70s porn about to happen.

You know what Toontown needs? More strollers.

RT @LOLGOP: ‘Drill, baby, drill’ is also the Catholic Church’s birth control policy.

Overheard: mom to little kid: “Shut the fuck up, now.” At DISNEYLAND. Classy.

10 Conservatives Trolling Craigslist for Gay Sex at CPAC

Where’s the social networking on Star Trek?

Apple Stock’s Lofty Heights, in Context

Unfortunately, he doesn’t LOOK like a porn star

Listening to this guy pontificate about morals of the iPhone supply chain makes me assume that his Android was built by a guy making $60K.

Siri Competitor Iris Turns Out To Be My Fourth Grade Sunday School Teacher | Cult of Android

Reaction Roundup: Prop 8 Ruling

CCTV police officer ‘chased himself’ after being mistaken for burglar – Telegraph

Which Way Santorum Is Blowing

RT @amaeryllis: the right to keep gays single? RT @RickSantorum: “7M Californians had their rights stripped away today by activist 9th Circuit judges. As president I will work to protect marriage.”

Romney believes government should stay out of saving auto jobs so it can focus on stopping gay marriage. #NoH8T (via @BorowitzReport)

I dunno, is this appropriate punishment?

Muslim: Quip led to terror probe

Typo In Proposition 8 Defines Marriage As Between ‘One Man And One Wolfman’

True story: today it cost me more to get my bathroom sink unblocked than it cost me to get 3 coronary arteries unblocked.

At the intersection of journalism and advertising lies the New York Times

Proposition 8 “served no purpose, and had no effect, other than to lessen the status and human dignity of gays and lesbians in California, and to officially reclassify their relationship and families as inferior to those of opposite-sex couples.”

Bill O’Reilly Rips Wingnut for One Million Moms ‘Witch Hunt’ Against Ellen DeGeneres

RT odious bastard @newtgingrich: Court of Appeals overturning CA’s Prop 8 another example of an out of control judiciary. Let’s end judicial supremacy.

RT @wilw: Dear Bigots: You lose again. Signed, The 21st Century.

RT @TheEllenShow: Today we took another step towards equality. #Prop8 was found unconstitutional again. I couldn’t be happier.

RT @LOLGOP: U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals: “It gets better.”

RT @jgobble: “#prop8 served no purpose, and had no effect, other than to lessen the status and human dignity of gays and lesbians in California.”

A U.S. appeals court rules Prop. 8 unconstitutional

Komen official quits Planned Parenthood dispute

Just heard Newt claim there is no such thing as peak oil. Well, then we don’t need the Keystone pipeline then, do we?

Gingrich spokesman defends Wikipedia edits

What the hell goes in in Wisconsin? It’s like the Republican experimental fascism laboratory. http://t.co/xUPc1H6u

Column: Liberals are the true aggressors in culture wars

Starbucks Support for Marriage Equality Leaves Bitter Taste in Iowa Hate Group Leader’s Mouth

Congressman Sources An Onion Article As Fact On Facebook

The Ninth Circuit’s Prop 8 Ruling: What To Expect Tomorrow

Honeywell goes after Nest Learning Thermostat for patent infringement

Appeals court expected to rule Tuesday on Prop. 8

Did I just hear Gingrich say, in defense of Keystone pipeline, that we need AMERICAN energy? Um, Keystone brings oil from Canada oil sands.

@BorowitzReport: “Everyone watching the SuperBowl is gay.” — Marketing genius behind David Beckham ad

@BorowitzReport: BREAKING: NFL Sets Next Year’s Halftime Show Starring Dame Judi Dench

@LOLGOP: Pretending that women want to have abortions is one of the cruelest things Republicans casually do all of the time.

1962: America leads world in cars & planes 2012: America leads world in imaginary sheep & shitty vampire movies (via @BorowitzReport)

Woman at caucus raises her hand. “Am I allowed to say something negative about Gingrich?” Facilitator: “Yes.” Woman: “He’s a slimeball.”

Ari Fleischer Secretly Helped Guide Komen Strategy On Planned Parenthood

RT @LOLGOP: Orrin Hatch criticizes the President for walking on water. “He clearly doesn’t know how to swim.” #oldjoke

Mercury News editorial: Komen’s attack on Planned Parenthood is absolutely political

Susan G. Komen Foundation Kicks Off P.R. Rehab by Promoting Pink Handguns

Is the Susan G. Komen Foundation backing down?

Inmate adds pig image to Vt. police cruiser decals

A rip in the very fabric of space and time?

Komen Foundation reverses funding decision of Planned Parenthood

New Komen Pro-Life VP Credited for Planned Parenthood Cuts

@LOLGOP: We’re out of Iraq, bin Laden is dead, unemployment is back where Bush left it. Now we can get to work.

@LOLGOP: Mitt Romney is running to end a drought by saying he knows the rain dance. But now he has to say, “IGNORE ALL THIS RAIN.”

CNN Feline News

Sandra Day O’Connor on GOP field: “One is a practicing polygamist, and he’s not even the Mormon.”

One Million Moms Go After JC Penney for Hiring ‘Open Homosexual’ Ellen DeGeneres

Tell the board of Susan G. Komen: Don’t throw Planned Parenthood under the bus!

Hey, gas station patrons: how about not parking your trucks at the pumps while you go in for your morning latte when others are waiting?

RT @LOLGOP: Race for the Cure: Newt Gingrich has volunteered to do all the breast exams Planned Parenthood used to do.

I could have sworn that digital road sign said “TRUCKS ENTERING EXCITING ROADWAY”.

Give Komen the Pink Slip: Five Ways to Support Women’s Health for All

January 2012

If you donate money to Newt now, you’re encouraging him not to get a real job & reinforcing a culture of dependency (via @pourmecoffee)

BREAKING: Romney Jubilant after Defeating Disgraced Ex-Politician Everybody Hates (via @BorowitzReport)

Obama is the one who’s out of touch

Stereotype in progress: our IT guys are talking about wizard staffs, sky rings, daggers and spells with the seriousness of networking.

Maximum You’re Entitled To See

Dear person who put letter-sized paper in the tabloid-sized tray & caused all my stuff to print on wrong paper and jam: have a nice day.

@NCSSNetwork: Joint Statement in Opposition to Book Censorship in the Tucson Unified School District http://t.co/RI4q5j5S

After nuclear disaster, a harsh winter for Fukushima’s abandoned pets

Not into football? Check out the Puppy Bowl starting lineup

Pledge on @KQED means NO MORNING EDITION FOR YOU. Why pledge if they don’t need to pay NPR for programming?

I thought Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms was a government agency. Then I moved to Texas & discovered it’s a convenience store. (@Ruth_A_Buzzi)

Time Will Tell is sung by Shawn Colvin on @sarahickman Best of Times. Vote it Best Album @AustinChronicle poll http://t.co/IZnPTZJ7

The Massachusetts Tax Rate

Republican Jesus

Virginia State Senator Attaches Rectal Exam Amendment To Anti-Abortion Bill

Make your guests ill with a nausea-inducing floor rug

Please vote DC Shorts Film Festival for “Best Film Festival” – Washington City Paper’s Best of D.C. http://t.co/bRVMjv4g

Fun fact: if Romney were Latino and a Democrat, he’d be called an anchor baby

Bill Mahar: Who is Saul Alinsky?

The Big Game

Xbox bowling? Expert. Real bowling? Not so much.

Only in the GOP would 30 years in DC & hundreds of millions of dollars from lobbying qualify you to rant against ‘elites.’ (via @LOLGOP)

Cain joins Gingrich team

This 10K is basically the distance from the parking lot to the starting line. By the time you get there, you’re done.

RT @LOLGOP: I guess being kicked out of Congress in complete disgrace does make you a bit of an outsider.

Vortex for Strings

A lovely photo of a plastic bag

Five Missouri Democrats Discover Crosshairs Outside Their Capitol Offices

I know it’s just an ad, but…

Nasa finds 60 planets and 11 new solar systems

It’s funny: all those years when I lived 3000 miles away, I always wanted to go to Macworld. Now that I live locally? Meh, not so much.

Sales guy at this Walmart is describing an HDTV to people as “millions of bright lights.”

If you could move to the moon to avoid Earth political insanity, would you? Would you still if the colony was named Gingrich Base?

The problem with Netflix

RT @BorowitzReport: Santorum: “I am against anything top-down. I guess you could call me a bottom.”

Romney: “I have a Hispanic fellow who mows my lawn and I would have him do that at the White House.” (via @BorowitzReport)

RT @BryanFuller: DEAD EWOK http://t.co/XOSpSMka

Surviving Monty Python Castmembers Reunite for Science Fiction Farce. (But No Tennis-Playing Aliens.)

Do you have vintage Disneyland pics? Help Imagineer Rolly Crump write his memoirs http://t.co/6sbpiKYi

Romney income calculator: How much does Mitt make? How long would it take him to earn your salary?

Warren Buffet on class warfare

Just as having a lot of pens doesn’t make you a great writer, having a lot of ideas doesn’t make you a great thinker.

Newt to the Moon (and Back)

‘Danger, Will Robinson!’: Dick Tufeld, voice of ‘Lost in Space’ robot, dies

Opinion: Why we don’t understand the GOP

A 375-Year-Old French Bank Forgives Debts of Paris’ Poorest

Airline passengers gain new rights today

Apples Q1 Results: Record-Breaking Revenue and Profit

RT @KagroX: I’ll shut down the gov’t if I don’t get my way.

Disney employees now allowed to have beards? I didn’t know there were so many still in the closet.

Gingrich won’t ‘allow’ moderators to silence crowd at future debates

Aha! Reason for my migraine since Sunday? Coronal mass ejection. Yeah, that’ll do.

Democratic Operative’s Cat Slaughtered, ‘Liberal’ Painted On Corpse

Fly the Steve Skies

Karl Rove and the Super PAC Democrats hate

Oh, yeah – remember all those years I had a blog? Well, it’s back, baby. http://t.co/sk8uflVH

Do you want “open” government?

Newt Gingrich is a “historian” like Chef Boyardee is a “chef.”

RT @umairh: Only in America would we (be dumb enough to) “debate” whether reporters should be “truth vigilantes”.

See also: 1994, 1995, 1996… ad. inf.

The choice: a theatre full of teens or a theatre full of gray hairs. Chose “The Iron Lady.”

Oompa loompa doompa-di-do, I’ve got another lawsuit for you

Guess they pay artichoke pickers too much around here

This donut has been sitting here since 8am, and the grease is eating through the top of my desk. #donutchinasyndrome

RT @daveweigel: This reminds me of the time Gingrich BLEW UP at the media for covering the Lewinsky scandal.

I had no idea Suzanne Sugarbaker was in Starfleet

Newt Gingrich has asked God for forgiveness, but not his ex-wife

Good Morning, San Jose

Dirty Jobs

"Several websites go dark…

"More than a dozen websit…

Struggling woman caring for he…

The pregnant woman waiting to …

Santorum’s Slippery

They put loops into “it’s a small world”

“It’ll be hard for…

In memory of Arland Williams a…

That could never happen in America

I began to ask, “If I express my First Amendment freedoms – And Officer Manni interjected, “You’ll probably be arrested.”

Fairy Tale

Mitt Romney, Job Creator

RT @BorowitzReport: When I was…

Use Your Republican Decoder Ba…

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I’m updating the music stored …

RT @LOLGOP: Remember when ther…

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Announcing an Announcement

Every lesbian alive in the 70s…

San Jose folks apparently are …

In short, the city is offering protesters the chance to purchase courses in which they will learn about the free speech LAPD officers stripped from them.

There’s no way you can see a h…

RT @rationalists: Rick Santoru…

Opinion: Santorum wants ‘Chris…

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RT @wilw: Watching the Iowa ca…

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RT @pbsgwen: anyone notice how…

The Greatest Mystery of Them All

RT @LOLGOP: Hey GOP, if you ke…

December 2011

I see that the people in the M…

FACT: Bill O’Reilly spent more…

Churches close for Christmas? …

December 22, shortest day of t…

The @cbssf website automatical…

Ha! Just kidding! It won’t tell you that. That’s classified!

House Republicans reject any a…

If we went on vacation leaving…

Newt Gingrich Tells Gay Iowan …

Should we guarantee seniors co…

Sometimes, visiting the restro…

RT @heavenlyfodder: Tomorrow o…

The security implications of m…

“@LOLGOP: Bob Dole endor…

Kim Jong Il has died? I could …

Just kissed Glenn in front of …

The Nutcracker with the BF. No…

Woke up with a stiff back &amp…

If my kid got arrested for moo…

When Mohammed el Gorani was a boy in Saudi Arabia, he found that he could not find good work or education because his family was from Chad. A friend from Pakistan offered to connect him with relatives there who would help him get educated. He took his work savings and flew to Pakistan, where he was kidnapped by local thugs and sold to the US Army as an Al Qaeda operative. He was tortured by the thugs, then tortured by the Army, then sent to Guantanamo for six years, where he was tortured further.

Graphic Design the Fox News Way

David Axelrod, chief strategist for President Barack Obama, on the increased scrutiny Republican candidate Newt Gingrich will face now that he’s the frontrunner.

Ohio landlord fights ‘White Only’ pool sign ruling

Ohio landlord fights ‘White On…

Back at work today, and my cub…

RT @ncguk: "We spent so l…

Jesus never once mentioned gay…

It’s a festival of mucus here …

Rick Santorum, speaking at the University of Northern Iowa, December 9, 2011

I think I’m a pretty good desi…

Who’s On Top

Brokeback Sausage. http://t.c…

“@LOLGOP: Many conservat…

“Rich people don’t creat…

Hillary Clinton tells world leaders, “hands off the Internet”; US government prepares its own censors

All-purpose GOP quote generator

Watching Cosmos for the first …

“@JohnFugelsang: Rick Pe…

“@BorowitzReport: BREAKI…

Perry and Santorum condemn Obama’s push to protect LGBT human rights

Perry and Santorum condemn Oba…

New info learned as a result o…

“@BorowitzReport: BREAKI…

“@SolidarityUnion: How R…

Buying gifts for the Family Gi…

A jerk just berated the Target…

RT @KagroX: House Republicans …

RT @LOLGOP: Newt Gingrich: The…

Herman Cain reminds me of Mari…

I don’t understand how all the…

Kentucky church votes to ban interracial couples

Kentucky church votes to ban i…

RT @sallykohn: Let me see if I…

November 2011

Social Studies is more importa…

Photo: http://t.co/GCb9NErs…

Proudly Festive

@NCSSNetwork Ah, nothin’ like …

@willienelson performs the @sa…

Senators Demand the Military L…

Photo: http://t.co/t9HnjeYi…

RT @EliBraden: BREAKING: Cain …

RT @iWatch: Despite GOP claims…

Video: The Monarchs have arriv…

The Monarchs have arrived in Pacific Grove!

rt LOLGOP: “It’s Thanksg…

Do Republicans Care About You?

Spicy and good for you

Rearranged the monogrammed mug…

Actual sign here at Target: &q…

RT @tomtomorrow: There’s a tec…

RT @LOLGOP: If the First Lady …

RT @LOLGOP: GOP: We will never…

"Microcharity" seems…

RT @downwithtyranny: Boehner w…

Yesterday: The North Avenue Ir…

RT @LOLGOP: Class War n. – The…

RT @LOLGOP: What disqualifies …

Musician Sara Hickman on The B…

RT @rationalists: The internet…

RT @Wolfrum: The reason no sca…

RT @DatelineDisney: Disneyland…

Well, I guess that’s why it’s …

RT @LOLGOP: I’m much more afra…

The Solution? Do Nothing

Photo: http://t.co/2S0IIXLg…

RT @LOLGOP: The Tea Party – n….

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Why did I move to San Jose?

Mmmm! Drinkify – Sara Hickman …

RT @BorowitzReport: Cain: &quo…

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Banana Laffy Taffy has exactly…

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Microsoft is opening a store r…

Some website says Japan, Bay A…

RT @wilw: Money House GOP spen…

“‘The didn’t give a Miranda warning, nor did they tell us why we were being arrested,’ Former U.S. Marine Sgt. Micaiah Dutt recounted. ‘They said, ‘because you were being blatantly illegal, there was no need for explanation.””

October 2011

That last group of teens had n…

New addition to my Halloween s…

When the little kids who are s…

I just realized I will be eati…

Some kid’s dad is wearing his …

Just heard a little kid say &q…

Should I expect respiratory re…

RT @LCranston1939: 73 years ag…

RT@CelluloidBlonde Is Congress…

Why does this Fry’s smell like…

Why does the extremist Right h…

RT @LOLGOP: I just figured it …

Great. Another retirement semi…

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Office evacuated cos of a gas …

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GOP Scorecard, Fall 2011

As much as I admired Steve Job…

The kitchen in my little house…

Photo: Not quite sure how this…

Anyone know why a big military…

The GOP has never been one to have “open” events.

LOL: "Terrorists and dict…

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RT @LOLGOP: The GOP. Willing t…

RT @LOLGOP: Eric Cantor’s one …

The death of former Libyan dictator Muammar Qaddafi sparked celebrations in Libya and congratulations from world leaders. But one group of American lawmakers were cautious to give the Obama Administration any credit. Enter Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) who heaped praise on the British and French efforts in Libya. And while Sen. John McCain commended the administration, he also focused on the European efforts. “Is there no Republican that can be gracious and statesmanlike in this situation?” Stewart asked. “We removed a dictator in six months, losing no American soldiers, spending like a billion dollars instead of a trillion dollars.” “What the fuck is wrong with you people?” Stewart added.

Percentage of Millionaires

Andrew Sullivan

"To rid the world of Osam…

RT @LOLGOP: The GOP’s Voldemor…

The electronic sign at 237 &am…

RT @kathygriffin: haha Bachman…

RT @LOLGOP: When did evangelic…

RT @LOLGOP: Do you know when P…

RT @PressSec: Republicans sure…

If I’d known this would stick in my head for 20 years…

Debt Accumulated by U.S. Presidents

How weird to learn via Tweet t…

Hmm… Gene never has a third …

Siri can’t do nothin’… Yet.

I’m watching Star Wars for the…

RT @xenijardin: #OWS Fact: Mor…

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I think Siri has worked maybe …

"Siri, mow my lawn" …

RT @LOLGOP: Mitt Romney: Life …

Watching the original Muppet M…

Siri, could you learn to use m…

I’m too self-conscious to carr…

RT @mouseaddict: The wait is o…

George Clooney, on President Obama

I cherish the fact that I am t…

RT @BorowitzReport: This is li…

RT @LOLGOP: GOP Debate Questio…

Hilarious but messy: I tried t…

Guy going 12mph. In a 45 zone….

RT @luketadams: "Drug X m…

RT @LOLGOP: The worse our publ…

In the interest of only tweeti…

I love iPad, but my 1993 Newto…

RT @LOLGOP: Remember when Isla…

Things I learned watching ‘Sta…

Nothing is free

What do you say?

RT @BorowitzReport: Palin Deci…

I didn’t realize until just no…

It’s sort of like Walt Disney …

He brought us the future – and…

RT @LOLGOP: Being gay. Not a c…

The men’s room smells like air…

Dear complainers who wanted iP…

Hmm. Cheaper to cancel my Veri…

Dear fellow drivers: I know th…

RT @LOLGOP: Booing gay soldier…

September 2011

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RT @LOLGOP: Name one thing Mic…

RT @BorowitzReport: Every week…

RT @dorothysnarker: Trying to …

Kindle Math

So, that Apple invite: Tuesday…

RT @GOPunplugged: @LOLGOP We m…

Fall weather is my favorite – …

Obama is here? I didn’t even n…

RT @LOLGOP: Who would have tho…

RT @LOLGOP: Republicans are hu…

The night Republicans booed a soldier

RT @DCdebbie: Republicans comp…

"As is customary with pri…

RT @sarahickman: Looking forwa…

RT @luketadams: How do right w…

RT @LOLGOP: If you think being…

“@BorowitzReport: MUST R…

RT @gracels: Texas GOP Rep fin…

RT @kathygriffin: Takin a brea…

RT @LOLGOP: Note: Newt Gingric…

RT @rationalists: The Chairman…

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"I refuse to believe that…

Is the TV academy proud of thi…

RT @LOLGOP: BREAKING: Guy who …

They should have a Fastpass fo…

RT @rationalists: BofA paid no…

"Future NASA rocket to be…

RT @LOLGOP: #compromise RT @sm…

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I love the smell of Sharpies i…

RT @LOLGOP: The American middl…

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Stephen Colbert

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Since I do it exponentially le…

RT @BorowitzReport: Our politi…

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September 11 and the American Way

RT @BorowitzReport: RIck Perry…

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There is a Five Guys across th…

Remind me to check google stre…

Patti Davis, Ronald Reagan’s daughter

RT @LOLGOP: Fun Fact: Jesus ne…

RT @LOLGOP: Rick Perry: I can …

DC Shorts 2011 starts in 30 mi…

RT @jessmstephens: Seriously? …

The Texas Success Story

Journalism Today

RT @kennethcdavis: In case you…

Captain! There be whales here!…

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Pacific ocean, I am on you. Ju…

I’m at my desk by 8am, but Fed…

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August 2011

July 2011

RT @wilw: Democrats use NEGOTI…

RT @DamienFahey: Looks like th…

The Fallacy of Lower Taxes

RT @someToast: The movie Armag…

Cognitive dissonance of the da…

Was gonna take a nap, but got …

RT @RepSpeier: Response # 4: W…

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America can no longer go into …

Christians Only

True story: today at the offic…

RT @someToast: Dear people say…

Damn you, Apple! I can’t use m…

"Cut Cap Balance" wo…

Getting my hair cut by a non-E…

My car says "Service in 3…

RT @bstiteler: This is not a &…

Watching the kinescope of Disn…

Hmm. In the Torchwood universe…

"SiriusXM is required by …

“Just getting annoyed.” – Rupert Murdoch, billionaire, commenting on how he feels about

RT @dcshorts: Don’t miss the D…

You know what no one ever seem…

I swear to god, Fidel Castro i…

Eye check. Two? Check. (@ Kais…

RT @FakeAPStylebook: A two-pie…

Bug Infestation

RT @matthewbaldwin: "Pric…

RT @jayrosen_nyu: Paul Krugman…

Sad: RIP Sherwood Schwartz….

This meeting smells like coffe…

Making More With Less

“You gotta hand it to the GOP. They’re using wars they started, tax breaks they didn’t pay for

You can never have too much ri…

Looks like the font on the new…

I hate that the 4th has become…

You know what? I loved this sh…

Michelle Bachmann, in response to Bob Schieffer on “Face the Nation”

Rush Limbaugh

June 2011

RT @DaveSFoley: When he goes s…

RT @DaveSFoley: Watching Miche…

RT @lumaria: @davesfoley I do…

CNN asks, "Who owns the T…

Mr. Peabody and Sherman learn about the history of Iraq

RT @dcshorts: DC Shorts is hap…

Here’s a fun new Twitter game …

4 years ago I waited six hrs a…

Lesson learned: don’t keep you…

So far, every judicial ruling in this matter has been well-reasoned, well-grounded in law, and more than fair. Still, the Prop 8 groups continue to use these childish, slimy tactics. Why does the judiciary keep bending over backwards to accommodate them? Like Obama compromising with the Right — it doesn’t make them respect you.

Ever notice that conservatives…

Our receptionist just emailed,…

Things I would like to tell myself when I was 16

Listening to the printer churn…

RT @CBSNews: WI Gov. Walker si…

I think I’m spending too much …

iTunes doesn’t write its libra…

Rebuilding my iTunes library. …

Super 8 was super – took me ba…

Gonna see Super 8. It’s like b…

Introverted hermit off to see …

Watch out for thieving seagulls

"Our civil rights have no…

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Screw "religious exemptio…

Ah, hello Sidecar in the appro…

As Pride Month brings flamboyant parades filled with colorful cross dressers and fabulous, wild outfits (or no outfits at all), it is worth reminding the shocked and scandalized hypocritical redneck segment of the population that we only do it once a year — not every time we we leave the house.

Cloudy with a Chance of Testosterone

Wtf? If iTunes Store can’t be …

I Used to Blog

FCP X doesn’t open old FCP fil…

I hate not having install disc…

There WAS something else to lo…

You know what would have been …

Why is Amex the slowest, buggi…

well, there’s SOMETHING to loo…

RT @RichardJMurphy: Remember w…

Part of this complete breakfast

A week ago, I had the heat on….

Chris Barron doesn’t see “racism, bigotry, sexism and homophobia,” he just sees hi

RT @nicolewolverton: RT @LAGil…

No more hardware at Restoratio…

BEST. Tonys. Opening. EVAR….

Why can’t everyone adhere to M…

The new Star Tours lives up to…

The Strollers of America

Important lesson: 3G mobile se…

Cool new parade!…

Just passed a guy who is holdi…

AppleLink: Eugene.Cowan. eWorl…

Having lubricating goo spread …

After paying for .Mac/MobileMe…

Also interesting – Kaiser is f…

The Kaiser Certainty: if you a…

Well, no surprise… the words…

RT @steven_moffat: The TRUTH i…

A Real World Example

Thank you, BBC America, for ma…

RT @DoctorWhoTweet: RT if your…

Someone on the next block or s…

It’s June in California, and I…

You know that spray-in no-wash…

RT @mouseaddict: We’re saddene…

Student of history Sarah Palin

Testing out my new, hip, healt…

May 2011

April 2011

I have a fez! #fezesarecool…

RT @matthewbaldwin: Geek eager…

Is it just me, or is this sign…

RT @FakeAPStylebook: If you’re…

Here I go, giving the nuts more attention

Documents Donald Trump Should …

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This Odwalla Berries GoMega ta…

Fill ‘er up with irrationality

@benschwartzy said it best: &q…

I smell maple syrup. I hope …

Ah… they’re wasps, not bees….

oh, CRIPES. Next issue to deal…

RT @markmorford: "The Rep…

@steven_moffat Did your tea ke…

So cool seeing all the Doctor …

Got a mailing from a LGBT reti…

Well, I guess it’s time to tur…

Sol Saks, creator of "Bew…

Elisabeth Sladen made a huge i…

The first floor smells like so…

Goodbye, Sarah Jane.

Help DC Shorts award-winning f…

Doctors Pay Tribute to Lis Sla…

Mr. Lucas also passed away: ht…

Elisabeth Sladen has died… W…

Ooh… An earthquake while I w…

Day 2 of trying to get my pare…

Seething with rage at Southwes…

So, new FCP, but where’s the n…

Former Republican Senator Alan Simpson

Ooooo…. New Final Cut Pro! W…

RT @loresjoberg: Whenever some…

RT @edgarwright: Is it weird t…

RT @dcshorts: DC Shorts has be…

RT @SteveRudinABC7: At least h…

http://bit.ly/g9kXqw 600-year-…

RT @dorothysnarker: Hey, headl…

The woman who cut my hair toda…

Is it weird that I am giddy li…

Bristol Palin earns $262K for …

The unthinkable becomes the consensus

RT @BryanFuller: It’s on the d…

There is never a time of day w…

10 minutes into reading the us…

March 2011

Gallifreyan Math

Well, this could explain the t…

Demand More

RT @someToast: I think about h…

Mercury is desolate and boring…

It’s a fork! It’s a spoon!

There’s this bright light outs…

Sorry, take away my green cred…

Mrs. Ravensworth, who tried to…

So sad to see Geraldine Ferrar…

RT @ABC: Ignorance of U.S. Con…

Perennially late Liz Taylor wa…

Bwah? William Shatner is OLDER…

Wonder of Wonder

RT @fakegaynews: Spread of Sam…

RT @dcshorts: DC SHORTS is a R…

Please make the PowerPoints st…

Here’s an idea: get up 5 minut…

RT @wiredscience: Photo: One s…

Is my email client the only on…

I need an Xacto knife to open …

This storm isn’t supposed to g…

No supermoon for you, bay area…

My post-flu cough has lasted 3…

RT @markmorford: NPR is calm, …

I don’t know what marketer coi…

I’m wearing green AND orange t…

Newt Gingrich has standards so…

We need this cuteness right ab…

One 5.6 here in San Jose and I…

@timdaly pfft. Try VTA light r…

RT @ggreenwald: The NPR/tea-pa…

Footage from Tokyo, earlier today.

RT @GeorgeTakei: CNN reports J…

It was an 8 inch tsunami in Sa…

Insane media hype continues wi…

Cue the "super moon cause…

Listening to closures and traf…

So, when is Congress gonna hol…

Interesting: My iPhone with iO…

RT @markmorford: But of course…

Muslims? Gays? Unions? The GOP…

Wow – that’s molten rock blasting up out of the Earth, people. I swear, sometimes our planet i

RT @ActuallyNPH: John Boehner:…

Made my bed and now I’m gonna …

February 2011

January 2011

December 2010

November 2010

October 2010

September 2010

Tony Curtis? Oh, no….

NYTimes: The Republican Plan f…

RT @marshmelones: Oh man – thi…

What group do you suppose knows the most about the tenets of various religions? Evangelical Protestants? Um, no. Catholics? They didn’t even get half the questions right. Shall I tell you? It was the atheists and agnostics, that’s who. The results of this poll won’t surprise you at all, sadly. Most religious people don’t really know religion. That much is clear from the way they act, it didn’t really require a poll.

Just the other day, President Obama urged other countries to stop censoring the Internet. But now the United States Congress is trying to censor the Internet here at home. A new bill being debated this week would have the Attorney General create an Internet blacklist of sites that US Internet providers would be required to block. This is the kind of heavy-handed censorship you’d expect from a dictatorship, where one man can decide what web sites you’re not allowed to visit. But the Senate Judiciary Committee is expected to pass the bill this week — and Senators say they haven’t heard much in the way of objections! That’s why we need you to sign our urgent petition to Congress demanding they oppose the Internet blacklist.

URGENT: The Senate is passing …

“Conservatives can do without a god, but they can’t get through the day without a devil.” (Thanks, Kerri.)

Lost a disc in my RAID. Now I …

Air conditioning powers – acti…

When will this odious excresce…

Hmm… I got a little bit of p…

We have pristine, newly surfac…

Meg Whitman has spent $119 MIL…

I don’t even know how to title this one

Drama in the neighborhood: an …

Over the course of a work week…

Thanks to the moronic goons at…

Stress + neighborhood skunk = …

Shine on, shine on harvest moo…

Sara Hickman | Lava Magazine r…

NYTimes: The Great American Le…

DynaWOW!

Ok, ok. I’m finally watching G…

https://www.nytimes.com/intera…

Welcome to earthquake country:…

That’s a mouthful of pad

In my cubicle. Before 7am. ON …

The Associated Press: Who’s a family? New study tracks shifting US views

When will this craptacular, he…

Meg Whitman has broken the US …

RT @someToast: Of course the t…

Back to work today. Makes me w…

So, within three years Microsoft believes they will have a coffee table-sized touch device in our living rooms. It will be “thinner” but still works with cameras, like a 1920s vision of the future built like a Rube Goldberg contraption. Meanwhile, in three years, everyone in the house will have an iPad, and will be using it everywhere in (and outside of) the house, not just in front of the couch. Seriously. What is the problem over at Microsoft?

Finally had time to read the e…

What will the TSA think of the…

The Associated Press, September 13, 2010. In other words, “We’re not gonna allow tax cuts for the middle class unless the very wealthy get them too.” Was there ever a clearer example of who the Republicans are?

There are a bunch of tea bagge…

Awards awarded, Best Of shows …

loves cranberry juice spiked w…

In the basement of the 4H in C…

#DCShorts is a smash success a…

J Edgar likes cheese. …

But do they have tickets?

Omg… Dame Edna is here at #d…

Just a few Short hours away fr…

RT @dcshorts: DC Shorts 2010: …

Watching Marine One land while…

Going about 4 mph on 270. Welc…

Thomas Jefferson had a "w…

Hey, DC – want a sneak preview…

Hey, DC… I’m back! See you a…

RT @dcshorts: DC Shorts 2010: …

My insomnia serves me well in …

has landed back home. The humi…

Now, here’s the group of cholo…

The airport is filled with sen…

Hmm. Just discovered that I’ve…

The good thing about getting t…

Benjie M, Charlotte, NC; as seen on a Laffy Taffy wrapper.

I think the universe is just F…

August 2010

July 2010

Definition of optimism: the 50…

You know what’s a really good …

Regarding the many wedding planners who are guessing at the cost of Chelsea’s wedding – this C

It’s only 2pm? Cripes. It feel…

Now THAT was the Futurama I re…

My ice maker has been broken f…

WOW. This is amazing, and I could watch it over and over and over: a lightning strike filmed at 9000

It’s been years since I had a …

Since I’m already in south San…

This article just reinforces what I’ve thought all along: “Rumored” means “We didn’t bother to pick up a phone and do any fact checking at all.”  This article says “Best Buy is rumored to offer free antenna covers,” and this is simply repeated from another site which cites anonymous sources. I have to wonder: does no one have the phone number of Best Buy? I mean, it’s not some unknown, unreachable entity — it’s a major retailer. Seriously.

My favorite bit of demographic data from this says that the anti-iPad crowd tends to be “self-directed young people who look down on conformity and are interested in videogames, computers, electronics, science and the internet.” Look down on conformity? Yeah, ‘cos NO ONE uses videogames, computers, electronics or this obscure “internet” thing.

As I ride VTA to work thru dow…

Just once, I’d like to wake up…

okay, i’m just gonna breathe f…

I’ve had this WETA mug for abo…

I’ve had this mug for nearly 20 years. All it took was one frustrating morning at work to fina

Despite the revelation that th…

This page for the Chevy Volt contains the usual – a few pictures, a lot of text. But visiting it makes my hard disk thrash and my fans ramp up. Why? ‘Cos it is not just a few pics and some text. It’s a HUGE FREAKIN’ FLASH FILE. And when I say huge, I mean, it is a Flash file that is 1,039 pixels wide by a ridiculous 4,269 pixels high.  And what gets me most steamed is that the entire thing could have been done quickly, easily, and simply in regular HTML. There’s nothing interactive, animated, or otherwise that requires Flash. NOT ONE DAMNED THING.  INSANE. But don’t take my word for it. Go look. Assuming you’re on a big honkin’ computer that can take it.

Way to go for the early adopte…

You know what I wish they sold…

Woke with a splitting headache…

Haven’t even finished watching…

Ah, the Dubya years have left scars that may never heal.

AT&T Microcell gave me a 7…

Indication of my frazzled ment…

97% of the funding for this “grassroots” group comes from a few reactionary right wing billionaires. Once again, the right pretends that a radical minority actually represents the voice of the majority.

I’m listening to NPR’s story o…

Obit from the future: @NPR app…

RIP, Daniel Schorr. :(…

I bought my iPhone 4 bumper fo…

Lol the "iamadalek" …

Didn’t they try this before? Hmm. 

The next "old" tv sh…

O frabjous day! Callooh! Calla…

Why does Nevada have a strand of DNA on their license plates?

Now Hiring: Husband

Ok, so no sleep + internationa…

Ah 4am. Up worrying about work…

Jeebus, what’s with the massiv…

Not nerdy enough to hang with …

RT @nevenmrgan: Turns out no m…

This fantastic, comprehensive spreadsheet lists the 218 baddies from Doctor Who from the very first episode to today. It’s the most genius thing I’ve seen today.

Want a metric on how busy I’ve…

Stuck on the I-5 somewhere in …

Preparing to sing "Happy …

I know I seem creepy for hangi…

Walt’s voice rededicating #Dis…

Gathering for the #Disneyland …

Still in line for #Disneyland …

The line for #Disneyland anniv…

I’m afraid that I haven’t seen people dressed like this at Disneyland.

Gosh, how did #Disneyland make…

Whenever I travel I always mis…

Comment trolls on Apple-related blogs are comparing the iPhone 4 situation to the Toyota braking iss

I’m eating a piece of candy wi…

iPerfection

@wilw it’s LETTERMAN!…

This orange & spice tea is…

Look what you can get at the dollar store! A new kind if leader. But remember, you get what you pay

Ew. It smells like a dirty dia…

DC Shorts Film Festival 2010

Dear lord. 

EW. Just saw a pic from a chub…

Without my glasses, you can se…

Whenever I get an email from s…

This book I’m laying out is *r…

Today’s the 4th anniversary of…

Finished the first draft of th…

Good news! The San Jose Airport mural has been saved at the last moment — the old airport is slated for the wrecking ball any time now. After hand-wringing and predictions of doom, it turned out they just had to roll it off the wall with a pipe. D’oh!

is working on a TV commercial …

I don’t even know what I could possibly say about this. Amazing that there are so many people in this country who listen to and actually believe this man… and are so stupid as to forget that the recession started under the watch of Mr. Bush in any case.

Federal gay marriage ban is ruled unconstitutional

NYTimes: Judge Rules Gay Marri…

Giant Model in Spy Tech-Powered Billboard Plucks, Chucks Times Square Visitors

Hamburger-related injuries are on the rise! Fast food restaurants in Taiwan have been urged to drop big burgers from their menus amid a growing number of jaw injuries, according to a report.

Am I the only one annoyed by t…

I swear, the day that civil so…

Did NPR’s Jean Cochrane really…

Via BoingBoing: Iran’s ministry of culture has released a catalog of government-approved hair styles, in an effort to eliminate the menace of “decadent Western cuts.” According to the Islamic Republic News Agency, forbidden ‘dos include ponytails, mullets and spiky hair. But styles resembling those of Elvis Presley, Simon Cowell, or eighties-era floppy fringes are totally fine. Also, hair gel in moderation is acceptable. With the exception of goatees, facial hair is frowned upon. Hey, all you “Tea Party” nutcases with your “give me back my freedom” bullshit: is the government dictating your Supercut? Then shut up. Also, isn’t it interesting that in a country ruled by hard line Islamists, facial hair is frowned upon? Shows how arbitrary religion is.

Got an AT&T Microcell to f…

Blam! Kaboom! Bang!…

So far on this holiday, I’ve l…

Is this a “utility” or a dating app?

Already in bed, 8:30, Saturday night, on a three day weekend. No wonder I’m single.

Mowed the lawn while listening…

Seriously, it’s already nearly…

More bars, more money

Yay! Let’s all shelter in plac…

I would love to get a Volt next year… but not until they get rid of that ridiculous pickup-ins

Been working here nine months. Still haven’t received anything in this mailbox.

Have you noticed that I haven’…

arrghhh… spam calls are usin…

If I don’t get in gear and off…

I think one of the things that discouraged me during the Bush administration was the lack of Laurie Anderson’s voice commenting obliquely on it all.  ”[‘Homeland’ is] not a word that Americans use,” Anderson says. “No one would say ‘my homeland’ — it’s just so sentimental. This record was started in the Bush era and went over the cusp into Obama, and I appreciated how story-savvy the Bush administration was to put a sentimental, gooey, homey word like ‘homeland’ next to ‘bureau’ and ‘security.’ “ Anderson recently held a concert for dogs at the Sydney Opera House. ”I thought a couple hundred dogs would show up. Thousands of dogs showed up,” she says. “It was one of the most purely joyful things I’ve ever done in my life.”

ok, well, i wasn’t gonna do it…

June 2010

NH GOP Congressional Candidate Bob Giuda Compares Gay Marriage to Marrying ‘Men and Sheep’, ‘Women and Dogs’

It was a cell phone marketed to kids so they could hook up with strangers, with a data plan priced like a normal adult smartphone. Not even a 50% pricedrop on the two devices to $29 and $49 could spur sluggish sales. So, Microsoft terminated the product after only a few weeks on the shelves, even though it was years and millions of dollars in the making. Kin launched six weeks ago. I’d say, at this point, that Microsoft should simply stop trying to sell anything that you can hold in your hand.

RT @youhas "If you’d been…

The a la carte airport

Say goodbye to the old San Jose International Airport… it closes today, to be replaced tomorrow by a brand-spanking-new state-of-the-art terminal. Still, I liked the old terminal “C”, with it’s short distances and lobby mural depicting the history of San Jose. When I stepped off the plane after picking up roots and moving here, I instantly recognized that mural (despite being hidden behind a makeshift food court), from visiting my grandparents here as a kid.  The mural can’t be saved, and the building will soon be demolished. The new airport is light, airy and modern. But it’s gonna take a long time before it has memories and character.

So, let me get this straight: I can watch Hulu, for free, with ads, on my desktop computer. Or I can pay $10 a month to watch Hulu, with ads, on my iPad. Um… No thanks.

Mmmm… big breakfast spread a…

Oh, good. Insomnia is back. Ya…

I think this is what’s called pwnage: Nokia, being clever, posts a blog poking fun at the “don’t hold your iPhone that way” meme, claiming that you can hold a Nokia however you want with no loss of signal. Moments later, Nokia owners post video of their shrinking bars and show the Nokia manual, which clearly states that you shouldn’t block the antenna at the bottom. Doh!

RT @maura32: It’s not the heat…

After losing a day to a full-b…

The Do Not Call List

An ideologically split Supreme Court ruled Monday that a law school can legally deny recognition to a Christian student group that won’t let gays join. The court turned away an appeal from the Christian Legal Society, which sued to get funding and recognition from the University of California’s Hastings College of the Law. The CLS requires that voting members sign a statement of faith and regards “unrepentant participation in or advocacy of a sexually immoral lifestyle” as being inconsistent with that faith. But Hastings said no recognized campus groups may exclude people due to religious belief or sexual orientation. The court on a 5-4 judgment upheld the lower court rulings saying the Christian group’s First Amendment rights of association, free speech and free exercise were not violated by the college’s decision. The court conservatives, led by Justice Alito, say that this is a case of freedom of expression. I don’t quite understand — no one was stopping these people from expressing themselves, they were just refusing to pay for it.  Here we are, with a rabidly ideological Supreme Court, which is putting politics above the law. Activist judges, indeed — it’s pretty much always the conservative judges that are guilty of activism.

Byrd – the last of the old &qu…

Looks like the cool weather is over.

Diego growls at me when I dare…

Too much wine can blur your vision in the short term. But over the long haul? It could prevent blindness, thanks to resveratrol, an anti-aging compound found in red wine. And that’s just the beginning of its benefits. Hmm. I’ve been having a lot of eyestrain at work using the crappy, tiny Dell monitor they issued me. Do you suppose that I could use a few bottles of Monterey Valdigue at my desk as a “remedy?”

This entry is just linkbait for people searching for Apple iPhone 4

I am still eating Easter candy…

Had FaceTime with someone here…

Despite the 600,000 iPhones sold this week, I still don’t have any friends with one. So, who do I use FaceTime with? Why, my friends at Apple, of course! [via Engadget]

So, don’t ask how I know, but …

Unsung new feature on iPhone 4…

iphone magically activated, an…

Surprisingly, FedEx left an iP…

Oh, Apple… what magical and revolutionary power lets you peer deep into my soul and glean this

I don’t know which I’m more an…

I don’t want anyone thinking w…

(06-23) 16:36 PDT Pasadena, Calif. (AP) — The strong Easter earthquake physically moved the border city of Calexico. NASA data released Wednesday revealed the magnitude-7.2 quake shifted the Calexico region up to 2 1/2 feet in a southerly direction.  Which makes me think: everyone traveling through the southernmost part of California will need to have their GPS maps updated.

Got a crash course in Japanese…

Pay Per Plug

Ah, 2am, my old nemesis. We en…

I think I’m going to be sick.

Thanks to the novocaine on one…

I wonder how much data could b…

Bizaaro world: AT&T cust s…

On the line with @att. The (ni…

After being a loyal @Apple eva…

I keep wanting to use the Find…

Not only was my iPhone order c…

Oh, @apple… All the tens of …

At least there’s no equivocating

Minute by minute

Sea Turtle Finds Lost Camera

Father’s Day

These new carts at Target look like the new Daleks.

Quick — if I want to cancel the download, do I click “OK” or “Cancel?”  Also

whattheF?? Adobe Photoshop 5 r…

Great gorilla of Manila! Futur…

Do you have a spare £12,000 laying around? Want to pick up the perfect gift for me (my birthday is in August)? Well, this is it. No need to even wrap it.

Perhaps the biggest joke being fobbed by Palin to the American public is that she is some sort of expert on energy issues. Sarah Palin isn’t an expert on anything — remember that this is a woman who didn’t know the difference between England and Great Britain as she began her not-so-celebrated run for the vice-presidency — and who quit her governorship after two-and-a-half years of failed leadership and being found guilty of “abuse of power” in the Last Frontier. It’s all smoke and mirrors. She is fed a series of talking points by her advisers before each of her punditry appearances and then dishes them out in what my friends in Alaska have dubbed “word salads” — without the dressing.

Hmm. Now that I’ve got my enti…

Loopt, Gowalla, Foursquare, Br…

Guard dog.

Spent a long time learning the…

Judging from the clock, I’d sa…

So, AT&T’s internal networ…

@ActuallyNPH happy birthday! a…

Whether it’s a day at Disneyla…

No iPhone for you!…

Ah, AT&T’s authorization a…

What? No no no please PLEASE d…

The world is a carousel of col…

RT @dcshorts The DC Shorts Fil…

Actual headline on SFGate.com:…

Okay. I’m gonna take a short n…

So, the new iPhone design is w…

iPhone. iPad. iPod. iMovie. iA…

Office weather update: air con…

My 1 yr old phone seems so… …

AT&T says I can upgrade my…

RT @sarahickman: Wow! what a g…

RT @dcshorts: The DC Shorts Fi…

Money for Nothing

RT @dcshorts: The DC Shorts Fi…

So Adobe

Why, after a long weekend, was…

May 2010

I’m now redesigning a book tha…

I’m making homemade pop tarts….

You know what’s funny? My iPad…

Skype finally updated to allow…

Seriously. It’s the end of May…

RT @dcshorts: The DC Shorts Fi…

Short term memory loss

RT @dcshorts: Thanks Barefoot …

Denist’s chairs should have ma…

In 1987, I started recording S…

What did I think of the Lost f…

Yikes. If I’m gonna watch Lost…

So, Lost ends tomorrow. Ugly B…

Wait, it’s almost 9pm? Well, t…

One of my favorite songs from …

Religious proselytizers are wo…

WTF was that jet flying low ri…

Fired up Photoshop CS5 to see …

RT @markmorford: Texas Board o…

It wasn’t until after I manhan…

RT @wilw: Some of you say Star…

The short film I worked on a f…

RT @dcshorts: Thanks Ketel One…

Microsoft’s marketing team must get paid by the word

So, Democrat Richard Blumentha…

Bought "lower sugar"…

Got the first big gouged scrat…

Ow. Sunburn….

4am + echoey walkways + a coup…

You know, I love Disneyland, b…

Left for work 15 minutes early…

Did you ever look at your ears…

Actual headline from Fox News:…

The new UK Prime Minister is t…

This is how I get a reputation

Keeping you secure

Lena Horne was in every way th…

Omg… Why haven’t I ever trie…

Hmm. Evidently someone is chec…

is ditching paper, subscribing…

If I had any marketing chops I…

is listening yet again to Sara…

I hate getting up on cold morn…

So, Smokey can’t take Locke’s …

Yikes… Kaiser is crazy busy …

Headline of the day: "Meg…

I’m sure Apple’s kicking themselves over it

Farewell, Lynn Redgrave. Yet a…

It’s not just Flash

Finished with 48 Hour Film Fes…

Apple says Flash causes more M…

Ooh! Doing the 48 Hr Film Fest…

I wish my work on 48 Hr Film c…

April 2010