February 22, 2012

RT @BorowitzReport: Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let’s take a harder look at electricity and soap. #cnndebate

RT @BorowitzReport: Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let’s take a harder look at electricity and soap. #cnndebate

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February 22, 2012

RT @DemocratMachine: “The world is more dangerous with Bin Laden and Gaddafi dead” – Mitt Romney #CNNDebate

RT @DemocratMachine: “The world is more dangerous with Bin Laden and Gaddafi dead” – Mitt Romney #CNNDebate

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February 22, 2012

The top search bringing people to my blog today: “vaginal probing.” As a gay man, I never expected this. http://t.co/sk8uflVH

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February 21, 2012

Douglas Adams would laugh his ass off at this Target sign. #siriuscyberneticslives http://t.co/RGGKx9BH

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February 21, 2012

You know what I like to do at long stoplights? Pair my cell phone with your open, unsecured Bluetooth devices.

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February 20, 2012

RT @DanaHoule: Does that MI GOP logo look kindasorta familiar? http://t.co/RnSna7n6

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February 20, 2012

Now that’s writing to motivate a seller: “The walls of the library are lined with numerous built-in bookshelves.” http://t.co/sSU9KnQK

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February 19, 2012

Just saw an ad for Mazda: a car driving through Truffula forests & claiming a “Truffula Tree Seal of Approval.” The Onceler is weeping.

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February 19, 2012

Watching a 60 Minutes piece about effectiveness of placebos… did anyone ever think that sugar pills might be a miracle cure for illness?

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February 19, 2012

RT @BorowitzReport: The closeted anti-immigration AZ sheriff said he had an illegal blow him cos it was a job no American wanted to do.

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February 18, 2012

Shopping at Ross, where the signs direct you to the active tops and bottoms. Gayest outlet store EVER.

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February 18, 2012

RT @renae_jones: You know, amongst all the bills declaring zygotes as people, maybe we need bills reestablishing grown women are people.

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