OhgodNO! Target has no Sweetart Jelly Beans this year!!! These really ARE the endtimes!
OhgodNO! Target has no Sweetart Jelly Beans this year!!! These really ARE the endtimes!
Oh, yeah. I forgot. I was supposed to EAT today.
I’m perversely proud of the fact that I’ve never heard any of the iTunes Top 20 Most-Downloaded Songs of All Time.
has spent every waking moment today in front of the computer doing CSS and HTML. So I’m getting a pizza, and you can’t stop me.
Tonight’s Netflix-movie-that’s-been-patiently-waiting: “To Be or Not To Be,” Jack Benny & Carole Lombard, 1942.
You know what I really want right now? One of those Hostess lemon “fruit” pies.
Hey, jerks – if your wipers are on, your headlights should be on. And it goes without saying that you shouldn’t be speeding, either.
On a single page of the Washington Post website, the same paper that brought down a president, there are ads for:
And we worry about spam in email?
What’s on SiruisXM 40s on 4: “Stompin’ at the Savoy.” What’s on SirusXM 80s on 8: “Manic Monday.” This tweet valid at all times, everyday.
RT @wilw Oh my god. I just heard that Andrew Koenig’s body has been found in Vancouver. He was only 41. My heart goes out to his family.
I’m cold and tired and could really use a few Xanax right now.
Yikes… a couple nice bottles of liquor and my monthly grocery budget is used up without even getting food. College Safeway life.