Definition of optimism: the 50 year old, 300 pound, 5’4″ guy on Grindr who is *only* interested in jock guys under 30.

You know what’s a really good movie? Disney’s Mulan.

Regarding the many wedding planners who are guessing at the cost of Chelsea’s wedding – this Clinton family friend tells CNN, “Maybe it’s because these planners said they couldn’t do it for less than 2 to 5 million – that’s exactly why they weren’t picked as the planner.

It’s only 2pm? Cripes. It feels like 6pm. I thought I was getting so much work done, too.

Now THAT was the Futurama I remember.

My ice maker has been broken for a few weeks. I’m now out of ice. How will I make margaritas or gin & tonics? Crisis.

WOW. This is amazing, and I could watch it over and over and over: a lightning strike filmed at 9000 frames per second.

It’s been years since I had a Five Guys burger. I really should have warmed up first.

Since I’m already in south San Jose at the car dealer, why not stop by Five Guys? ;)

As I ride VTA to work thru downtown San Jose, I realize that I barely ever go downtown – and I only live 1 mile away.