RT @DaveSFoley: When he goes swimming people mistake him for Fire Island.
#MarcusBachmanIsSoGay

RT @DaveSFoley: Watching Michele Bachman’s not-gay husband crumble in the public spotlight like a vampire in sunlight, is going to be fa …

RT @lumaria: @davesfoley I don’t know that he’s gay.. this picture makes him seem straight as an arrow. lat.ms/jY8LKm

CNN asks, “Who owns the Tea Party’s heart?” My answer: I think it’s clear that the Tea Party is heartless.

Mr. Peabody and Sherman learn about the history of Iraq

Mr. Peabody and Sherman learn about the history of Iraq. Genius.

RT @dcshorts: DC Shorts is happy to announce that we have selected 145 films from 23 countries to play at the 8th DC Shorts Film… http …

Here’s a fun new Twitter game that everyone’s playing! Just mention iPhone in a tweet and whoever gets the most spam wins! #diespammers

4 years ago I waited six hrs at the Apple Store to buy an iPhone. 1 year ago I waited 3 hrs at Disneyland to buy teacups. I’m CRAZY.

Lesson learned: don’t keep your emergency Imitrex in your wallet where your ass crushes it into a foul-tasting powder.

Ever notice that conservatives always scream that kids will be forced to learn about gay people? I think they’re just anti-learning.

Our receptionist just emailed, “I have a blue tooth here that was found near the side door.” I think we should enhance our dental benefits.