Among the many crimes against humanity that TLC, this country’s most socially irresponsible channel, has inflicted upon viewers, perhaps Toddlers & Tiaras is the worst. Well, until the breakout star of that show — a precocious/annoying child named Alana but better known as Honey Boo Boo Child, who is pageant-whored-out by her obese mother, June — got her own series. It’s appropriately titled Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.
The third episode airs at 10 p.m. Wednesday if you want to help reduce the worth of the world by watching it. No pressure.
Oh lord, I am SO happy I don’t have cable.