Ah, how sadistic the Multifit program at Kaiser can be: I am scheduled to have a cholesterol test today. Days after New Year and Christmas. A month after Thanksgiving. A period of time that saw me slide right off the rails of my diet — like most people — to partake in parties and drink and cookies and lots of other things that are bound to make my triglycerides and cholesterol shoot through the roof, leading to recriminating calls from the nurse and who knows what new kinds of pills to my daily regimen.
Of course, I could mitigate this a bit by, well, exercising and eating right. Which I will start doing tomorrow.
I swear.
