He’d miss anyway, lady

Unsurprising news of the day: while Santorum is shooting at a gun range, one of his supporters yells, “Pretend it’s Obama!”

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I don’t care what the unemployment rate’s going to be. Doesn’t matter to me.

— Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum

Pot.. Kettle… you know the rest

Rick Santorum — Rick Santorum the Republican — says, with a straight face:

Pornography… contributes to misogyny and violence against women.

Just in case you forgot, Santorum is the one who thinks that women should not work outside the home and should not be afforded access to birth control.

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Santorum backs nullifying existing gay marriages

There are 18,000 married gay and lesbian couples in California and at least 131,000 nationwide according to the 2010 census, conducted before New York state legalized same-sex marriage in July. Rick Santorum says he’ll try to unmarry all of them if he’s elected president.

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Top Ten Catholic Teachings Santorum Rejects while Obsessing about Birth Control

“The right wing Republican politicians who have been denouncing the requirement that female employees have access to birth control as part of their health benefits as an attack on religious freedom completely ignore the church teachings they don’t agree with. Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich are both Catholics, and wear their faith on their sleeves, but they are hypocritical in picking and choosing when they wish to listen to the bishops.”

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Santorum Ad Attacking Romney Features Splattering Frothy Liquid

http://www.towleroad.com/2012/02/spreadingsantorumad.html

Seriously – there’s no need to parody the crazy Right ‘cos they’re already so wacky themselves.

Which Way Santorum Is Blowing

Rick Santorum says, on his wins yesterday, that unlike Romney he doesn’t act like a “well-oiled weathervane,” looking to and fro to see what the American people want — and he will continue that stance as president.

So, in other words:

  • Romney isn’t a true conservative because he is trying too hard to reflect the current needs and wants of Americans, and
  • Santorum will govern by ignoring what the American people want, and instead impose his own agenda on the country.

In other other words, these loons and their ancient, crusty bullshit are not what the people want. And yet people are voting for this.