RT @BorowitzReport: The closeted anti-immigration AZ sheriff said he had an illegal blow him cos it was a job no American wanted to do. February 19, 2012
Shopping at Ross, where the signs direct you to the active tops and bottoms. Gayest outlet store EVER. February 18, 2012
RT @renae_jones: You know, amongst all the bills declaring zygotes as people, maybe we need bills reestablishing grown women are people. February 18, 2012
RT @BorowitzReport: Palin says that if one of the GOP candidates doesn’t work out she could step in, which I guess would make her Shemp. February 18, 2012
RT @KagroX: Virginia legislature: mandatory vaginal probing, yes; ban on texting while driving, no. Because of freedom. February 17, 2012
Unhealthy work habits: sat down at my desk at 7:45am and didn’t move from my chair until just now. February 16, 2012
RT @matthewbaldwin: When Time-Life gives you lemons you may keep them for lemonade, EVEN if you cancel your subscription to the 35-volume “Citrus Fruit” series. February 15, 2012
