Sales guy at this Walmart is describing an HDTV to people as “millions of bright lights.” January 27, 2012
If you could move to the moon to avoid Earth political insanity, would you? Would you still if the colony was named Gingrich Base? January 27, 2012
RT @BorowitzReport: Santorum: “I am against anything top-down. I guess you could call me a bottom.” January 27, 2012
Romney: “I have a Hispanic fellow who mows my lawn and I would have him do that at the White House.” (via @BorowitzReport) January 27, 2012
Surviving Monty Python Castmembers Reunite for Science Fiction Farce. (But No Tennis-Playing Aliens.) January 26, 2012
Do you have vintage Disneyland pics? Help Imagineer Rolly Crump write his memoirs http://t.co/6sbpiKYi January 26, 2012
Romney income calculator: How much does Mitt make? How long would it take him to earn your salary? January 26, 2012
Just as having a lot of pens doesn’t make you a great writer, having a lot of ideas doesn’t make you a great thinker. January 25, 2012
