Just As I Thought

Really, it happens to every guy. Except me.

I am so tired of seeing ads, commercials — and spam — trying to sell me drugs to get an erection.
I don’t understand.
Is there some mass epidemic of impotence?
What percentage of men in this country can’t get it up?
They should try being single and celibate like me. Then it’s an embarrassment of riches — all dressed up and no place to go.

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