Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.
Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.
There is something fascinating about watching a falcon just lay there — animal voyeurism, I suppose.
NASA plans to hold a press conference tomorrow to announce “significant findings” from the Mars rovers. Could it be water? Remnants of life? Or weapons of mass destruction?
Well, if I ever need some quick cash, I can always sell my good name: here’s what Network Solutions says I’m worth: