Maybe he should try a dehumidifier

Report from Week 497, in which you were asked to supply questions to “Jeopardy!”-type answers. Good answer too popular to reward with a prize: Answer: Definitely not Michael Jackson. Question: Who will  [more...]

Moseyed down to the Center for the Performing Arts last night (where, in 9th grade, I once performed on stage as part of my magnet school's "Broadway Babies II" show wearing one of those t-shirts printed to look like a  [more...]

Actual headline from the Washington Post:

Now if they could only get rid of that pesky mortal sin, everyone could breathe a sigh of relief.