I was reading a ridiculous “News of the World” article about Jason Alexander’s sex life with Britney Spears (during their glorious family-friendly 55-hour marriage). Then I came across the best evidence yet that these stories are completely made up:
“I think he was a bit gobsmacked, but he did it.”
Do you think that either of these goobers from Louisiana uses “gobsmacked” in their monosyllabic conversations?
Then there’s this quote:
Jason smiled: “There was a group of us that met up and would play together and go down to Hyde Park, a waterhole where we’d swim.”
And then they’d go to Kensington Palace and hunt for crawfish, I’m sure.
