Just As I Thought

Damn that dish

Why is it that my satellite service only ever goes out when I actually want to watch something?
I got home all excited to watch Sara’s big debut on Food 911, only to discover that TiVo had recorded 25 minutes of a screen telling me that it was receiving no signal from the satellite at 119°, transponder 4.
I already used the F word 62 times today, and here comes number 63…

Then, figuring I’d console myself by watching Ellen, my TiVo then coughed up a special report with our reprehensible “leader” addressing the U.N., justifying the unjustifiable.

Ugh.

1 comment

  • Y’know, I had been looking forward to seeing Jon Stewart on Ellen’s show. How funny the possibilities! I, sadly, planned my morning around it. Dog walked, coffee ready, and then… Sigh. Well, from what I caught, Jon’s new book looks pretty cool…if that helps.

    Sorry you missed your friend; I’m sure somebody’s got a tape…

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