Damn that dish

Posted on September 21, 2004 by Gene

Why is it that my satellite service only ever goes out when I actually want to watch something?
I got home all excited to watch Sara’s big debut on Food 911, only to discover that TiVo had recorded 25 minutes of a screen telling me that it was receiving no signal from the satellite at 119°, transponder 4.
I already used the F word 62 times today, and here comes number 63…

Then, figuring I’d console myself by watching Ellen, my TiVo then coughed up a special report with our reprehensible “leader” addressing the U.N., justifying the unjustifiable.

Ugh.