Just As I Thought

Crazy credentials

There’s a campaign going on by supporters of Attorney General Gonzalez to get him on the Supreme Court. They’re pushing back against the fundamentalist right wingers who say that he’s not conservative enough. I can only imagine the argument…

He’s not insane enough!
What? He’s totally nuts, I tell you! He makes Tom DeLay look like a nancy boy.
See! He likes fags!
No way! If he had his way, all homosexuals would be buried in a large hole somewhere in Utah.
Utah?! What does he have against god-fearing Mormons?!
Nothing! If he is appointed to the Supreme Court, you can have as many wives as you want! As long as they’re of the opposite sex.

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