Wish I could meet a handsome single doctor

Posted on January 28, 2006 by Gene

So, this sharp pain in my chest that’s been there since last night — do you think it is a sign of a heart attack, or just that I ate too much cheese?
I’m actually sore on the surface, like there will be a bruise there, I wonder what I did to cause this? Did I walk into a door or something and just not realize it?
Just in case, I’ll make sure I memorize the route to the Kaiser emergency room and keep my insurance card handy. Maybe my $217 per month premiums will pay off soon.