Just As I Thought

The glass is two thirds full

I can always find the down side to anything.
For example: I’ve been trying to restrict my calories because I simply eat too much high-calorie junk.
But what I’ve discovered is that by eating less and eating lower-calorie foods, I have become a very cheap date: one glass of wine now makes me woozy.
And tonight, with my Thai chicken dinner (about 220 calories), I’m already dizzy from just 1/3 of my Cosmopolitan.

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