If you donate money to Newt now, you’re encouraging him not to get a real job & reinforcing a culture of dependency (via @pourmecoffee) January 31, 2012
BREAKING: Romney Jubilant after Defeating Disgraced Ex-Politician Everybody Hates (via @BorowitzReport) January 31, 2012
Stereotype in progress: our IT guys are talking about wizard staffs, sky rings, daggers and spells with the seriousness of networking. January 31, 2012
Dear person who put letter-sized paper in the tabloid-sized tray & caused all my stuff to print on wrong paper and jam: have a nice day. January 31, 2012
@NCSSNetwork: Joint Statement in Opposition to Book Censorship in the Tucson Unified School District http://t.co/RI4q5j5S January 31, 2012
Life... Don't talk to me about life. After nuclear disaster, a harsh winter for Fukushima’s abandoned pets January 31, 2012
Pledge on @KQED means NO MORNING EDITION FOR YOU. Why pledge if they don’t need to pay NPR for programming? January 31, 2012
I thought Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms was a government agency. Then I moved to Texas & discovered it’s a convenience store. (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) January 31, 2012
Time Will Tell is sung by Shawn Colvin on @sarahickman Best of Times. Vote it Best Album @AustinChronicle poll http://t.co/IZnPTZJ7 January 30, 2012