BREAKING: Romney Jubilant after Defeating Disgraced Ex-Politician Everybody Hates (via @BorowitzReport)

Just some good statistical news. ‘Cos everyone makes assumptions, you know?

Why are we all so impatient? Why do people hit the button to call the elevator over and over and over, even when it’s already been pressed? Tonight I set out to get a little something to eat. As I was standing by  [more...]