General Mills charged with declaring war on marriage

Damn, where am I gonna store my babies now?

At first, I thought those were two strange Disney creations, like creepy, bobble-headed elvish creatures with heads far too large for their bodies. Turns out it’s those equally creepy Olsen twins. Gah.

Last night as I sat in my living room, I kept seeing bright flashes of light out of the corner of my eye. I puzzled as to what could be causing this phenomenon — an emergency vehicle on the street? Planes flying  [more...]