Voter Fraud Encouraged in the CPAC Straw Poll

That was a weird earthquake.

If it’s a given that I’ll always be fat, always be single, and I’m already half dead; then why don’t I just eat the whole box of donuts?

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! New network printers are on the way! ‘Twas color, with a fax inside, the office chortles in its joy.