Just As I Thought

Today’s “What Do You Think?”

Today’s “What Do You Think?” feature in The Onion – always one of my faves – tackles the Anti-SUV Movement with such gems as:

“Yes, the average U.S. automobile has doubled in weight since 1990, but so has the average U.S. citizen.”
“I just feel bad for the SUVs, forced to live all cooped up in the city like that.”
“My purchase of a Hummer was inspired by our 1991 Gulf War victory. After this war, I’m buying an aircraft carrier.”

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