In the vein of The News in Latin, Chortler provides the news translated into Canadian.
Bush Declares War Is Over
President George W. Bush (the guy who serves more or less the same role as Jean Chretien, but is not nearly as fluent in English) will declare this week that the war against Saddam Hussein (a man who is 100 times more evil than Brian Mulroney) is over.
From the “pointless but fun” category comes Delicious Library, which I’ve spoken of before. Now, thanks to the nifty DeliciWeb app, I can create web pages from my library! Accordingly, you’re [more...]
Seen this morning on the Craigslist naughty personals section:
Hot Btm Looking for a Well Hung Black Tot to service.
I think this is what the Feds are looking for with their Google subpoena.
