In the vein of The News in Latin, Chortler provides the news translated into Canadian.
Bush Declares War Is Over
President George W. Bush (the guy who serves more or less the same role as Jean Chretien, but is not nearly as fluent in English) will declare this week that the war against Saddam Hussein (a man who is 100 times more evil than Brian Mulroney) is over.
I was off to do last minute chores before I leave — gotta pick up my clothes at the cleaners (did you know that I am 38 years old and this is the first time I’ve ever sent my clothes to the cleaners?), pick [more...]
It’s kind of weird, this news that Katie Couric will be the new anchor of CBS Evening News. Who could have guessed that the hometown girl would follow in the footsteps of Walter Cronkite and Dan Rather? You see [more...]
What does this say about my mental state and intelligence level: I just got a spam message from “Diego,” and my first thought — for almost two entire seconds — was, “oh, a message from my [more...]
