The worst part about being in bed sick is not the painful sore throat, the scratchy eyes, or the runny nose. It’s all the tissues and bottles of medicine that accumulate on and around the bed.
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Oh… sorry to hear you’re sick.
At least you’ve got TiVo to fill the days in bed, so you’re not stuck with dreadful daytime talk shows and soaps.