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In today’s Style Invitational, entrants were asked to come up with an e-mail subject line that would guarantee deletion:

Second Runner-Up: An important message for you from Lyndon LaRouche’s nephew. (Tom Witte, Gaithersburg)

First Runner-Up: Earn Thousands Through Hard Work and Diligence!
(Tom Kreitzberg, Silver Spring)

I found you on classmates.com — you slept with my mom 18 years ago.
(Jacki Lippman, Washington)

See Britney Spears in a heavy parka!
(Michael S. Golden, Wichita, Kan.)

We are just barely 18, and we have print cartridges!
(Luke S. Wassum, Washington)

Lose 40 Pounds TODAY!
(Jeff Brechlin, Potomac Falls)

Three out of two people win at the Nigerian Powerball! Why not you?
(Tom Witte, Gaithersburg)

Alan Greenspan-Andrea Mitchell honeymoon video XXXX
(Tom Witte, Gaithersburg)

The next competition, “Insert Joke Here”, challenges entrants to write a single bogus sentence to slip into the next State of the Union address in hopes that the President will read it off the teleprompter.

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