Seen today at my local 7-11:
Okay, pal — you quite properly avoided parking in the handicapped space, but did it occur to you when you instead illegally parked in the lined off area next to it that the wheelchair-bound person who needed that space would have to wait for you to get your freaking car off the ramp?
Moron.
Perhaps next time you should include a picture of the nasty loogie (or bogey for you British) on his driver’s side door handle.