Just As I Thought

Think before you plate

If you’re an aggressive, reckless driver, chances are you’re pretty stupid to begin with. Weaving in and out of traffic, cutting people off at high speeds with mere inches to spare, and exceeding the speed limit by at least double is not too smart.
But, as I’ve stated here before, you should not be so stupid as to drive a car with an easily-remembered personalized license plate.
This entry brought to you by Virginia plate UWANKR.
(Note to the DMV license plate committee: I suggest learning some slang from other countries before you blithely approve plates like this.)

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