Can I just say, I detest the phrase “my heart goes out?”
What in the hell does this mean? Why has it become the official national phrase of Maudlin Americans?
Can I just say, I detest the phrase “my heart goes out?”
What in the hell does this mean? Why has it become the official national phrase of Maudlin Americans?
Huh? I seem to be having a THIN day today, which is just screwing with my perception of myself. Or maybe it’s just these jeans. Confusing.
Dear selfish asses, This morning, I took an extra 90 seconds to clear all the snow from the roof, hood, and trunk of my car so that you would not end up with my snow all over your windshield. Would it have been too much [more...]
RT @LOLGOP: I just figured it out. When the Republicans refer to “the Founders”, they mean Rupert Murdoch and Roger Ailes.