Can I just say, I detest the phrase “my heart goes out?”
What in the hell does this mean? Why has it become the official national phrase of Maudlin Americans™?
Can I just say, I detest the phrase “my heart goes out?”
What in the hell does this mean? Why has it become the official national phrase of Maudlin Americans™?
I just did my annual credit reports check. My FICO score is “excellent.” Woo hoo! I’m gonna go buy me some cars AND houses!
Actual sign here at Target: “Due to unavailability, eggs are not available at this location.” #targettautology
