Can I just say, I detest the phrase “my heart goes out?”
What in the hell does this mean? Why has it become the official national phrase of Maudlin Americans?
Can I just say, I detest the phrase “my heart goes out?”
What in the hell does this mean? Why has it become the official national phrase of Maudlin Americans?
Why did I buy these chocolatey susan cookies, and how do I escape from their stick-of-butter-in-each-one grasp?
I don’t know what happened in my bed last night, but there are feathers all over the place.