Just As I Thought

They must not sell this in England

Have things gotten so bad for Fergie? I mean, she still lives in a palace with Andrew and all that, right? She’s still the mother of princesses, correct?
Then why is she shilling for the Flex Abdominal Trainer? This is one of those ridiculous gadgets that people have been selling for years, the thing that claims to electrically stimulate your abs so that you don’t have to actually exercise.
Electrocute your way to a flat stomach!
Oh, Fergie. Sad. Even sadder is that the home page for this company says little about the devide, but instead litters the page with promotion of their Fergie ads, and even shows large logos of cable channels where you can see their commercials.
And they DO sell it in England — how humiliating for her.

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