Just As I Thought

Bangers and Jambalaya

I was reading a ridiculous “News of the World” article about Jason Alexander’s sex life with Britney Spears (during their glorious family-friendly 55-hour marriage). Then I came across the best evidence yet that these stories are completely made up:

“I think he was a bit gobsmacked, but he did it.”

Do you think that either of these goobers from Louisiana uses “gobsmacked” in their monosyllabic conversations?

Then there’s this quote:

Jason smiled: “There was a group of us that met up and would play together and go down to Hyde Park, a waterhole where we’d swim.”

And then they’d go to Kensington Palace and hunt for crawfish, I’m sure.

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