Wait ‘Til Your Father Gets Home

Bush and Dukakis whip it out.

This one is both interminably annoying and yet useful. It’s a whopping fifteen minutes of looping, spangly stock music for the background of public television pledge breaks. Used for years on end by Maryland  [more...]

Back when America Online first debuted in the UK — yes, that’s what they called it — a few patches were made to the software. These five files are the “You’ve Got Mail” voice for the UK AOL, the  [more...]